Marvel Rap Battle: Deapool vs Spider-Man

You can tell how bored I was. Just for fun you know. 

Deadpool: Hey Spidey!

It's me, "The Merc with Mouth". 

Your fans think you're sick, 

but I bet you rhymes fall south.

Your a nerd with some powers 

From the Itsy-bitsy spider

You'd think from your story

Your powers stretch wider

I got news for you, I have regeneration

Now, go take a walk.

Cause I'm gonna rock this nation!

Spider-Man:

Oh my gosh, did you just hear what he said?

I think all those voices made him crazy in the head!

I'm a straight A student

And I still have time to save the city

So I'm smart,  I'm heroic.

Oh, and did I mention witty?

Stan didn't make you,

You're not as cool as me

So step aside, loser

Or I'll bring you to your knees

Deadpool:

Ha, please. Do you think I'm scared of a bug?

I will crush you, friend 

Put you in the grave you just dug.

Did Nick every ask you to join his Avengers? 

That's what I thought, you're just a time spender.

You're too afraid to kill,

So all your villains get loose

You know how I do it?

I hang 'em by the noose!

You'll always be working if you play it like that

Either way it's evident your fighting a worth crap.

Spider-Man:

That is true that I'll never kill the bad guys, 

But you have no morals,

What standards do you live by?

And I fight with my hands 

While you use weapons,

So who are you to talk?

I'm the Armageddon!

I kick and I punch and I get the job done

It's sick how you think

That your killing is fun.

If you want to talk justice,

You don't have room for that 

You're certainly no hero,

So who's the piece of crap?

Deadpool:

Are you kidding? You should know you're too slow 

Physically and mentally

And so you've lost your uncle's soul

Don't get me started on that Aunt May of yours.

Both of your jobs and you both are still poor.

I almost feel bad let me put you out of misery

As this adds up to me, it looks like I have the victory.

Spider-Man: 

That was low...

You'll pay for that

*morphs into Carnage*

Carnage:

Listen here you little turd,

And mark my every word

If you talk about my family and how it fell apart

I will show you killing

I'll rip you up from part to part

Regen will not save you, for that you can be sure

You may be still alive, but you'll wish you never were.